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June 2025

Barbie had a plan; DoD has dashboards
Defund the Dashboard Industrial Complex (DICs)
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Combat Theater (of the absurd): The Army Just Commissioned the Fox to Secure the Henhouse
Uniforms for optics. Contracts for insider tech bros. And your warfighter gets to mop the floor while LtCol OpenAI buys another taxpayer funded yacht.
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Gate Lice, Data Spies, And The Coffee Chain That Wanted My Blood Type
Welcome to App Culture™. Now buckle up for biometric harvesting.
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It's Meme Out Monday!
Swipe right on surveillance with every latte and boarding pass.
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🪖 Happy 250th Birthday, U.S. Army 🪖
—from Sgt. Jax
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Digital Transformation, Hold the Breadsticks
If you confuse an edge data mesh with Olive Garden’s endless salad, maybe don’t lead digital modernization.
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Shadow Wars and Shinobi Shams
How the Army Turned a Drone Strike into a Ninja Movie Pitch
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The Pentagon Just Rebranded Chernobyl as “AI-Ready”
Brought to You by Uranium, Bureaucracy, and Zero Shame
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TEDx-Pentagon Presents: How to Rebrand Failure as Innovation
Join us for a deep dive into how we scale vaporware at enterprise levels only to get the Digital Middle Finger.
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Meme Out Monday! 02JUN25 Edition
Meme teaser for the next installment of Guerrilla Memo - TEDx-Pentagon Presents: How to Rebrand Failure as Innovation! Drops tomorrow!
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May 2025

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