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📝 Terms of Service

Last updated: May 2025

Welcome to Guerrilla Memo — the only publication where sarcasm gets tactical, bureaucracy gets roasted, and your inbox gets weaponized with weekly wit.

Before you deep-dive into our satirical war zone, here’s the fine print — because even rebellion needs rules of engagement.


1. The Mission

Guerrilla Memo exists to entertain, inform, and occasionally traumatize your group chat with biting satire about defense, technology, AI, and the tangled mess of government modernization.
If you’re looking for official guidance or emotion-free analysis, this ain’t it, chief.


2. Subscriptions & Intel Drops

By subscribing, you agree to receive digital dispatches from the frontlines of snark. We promise not to overrun your inbox — unless the situation demands it. You can unsubscribe at any time, but just know: Sgt. Jax keeps a list.


3. Use of Content

You may:

  • Share our posts with friends, frenemies, and bewildered coworkers

  • Screenshot our satire for your sad little Teams channel

  • Reference us at your next staff meeting and watch it get awkward

You may not:

  • Copy/paste our content without attribution

  • Use it to generate AI knockoff satire (we see you, interns)

  • Pretend you're Sgt. Jax unless you’ve earned the sash and banana tabs


4. User Conduct

Don’t be a troll. Don’t be a bot. Don’t submit content, comments, or replies that:

  • Violate laws, security clearances, or common sense

  • Make even DARPA engineers uncomfortable

  • Would make your grandma clutch her pearls and her CAC

We reserve the right to block, ban, or meme you into exile.


5. Disclaimers

  • Opinions are ours. Sometimes exaggerated, often painfully true.

  • This content is for informational and satirical purposes only.

  • Nothing here should be taken as official DoD policy (unless it accidentally gets adopted — in which case, you’re welcome).


6. Liability

We are not liable for:

  • Career-limiting moves made after reading our posts

  • Coffee spit-takes on government-issued laptops

  • Your sudden disillusionment with “digital transformation”

You read at your own risk. But we salute your courage.


7. Modifications

We may change these terms if:

  • The lawyers get antsy

  • The satire evolves

  • Someone in the Pentagon takes us too seriously

We’ll let you know if the terms change. Probably with a meme.


8. Contact

Questions? Concerns? Banana shipments for Sgt. Jax?
Email us at: info@guerrillamemo.com


Proceed with caution. Laugh with purpose. And remember:
In the battle for truth, satire is our sidearm.