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Last updated: May 2025
Welcome to Guerrilla Memo â the only publication where sarcasm gets tactical, bureaucracy gets roasted, and your inbox gets weaponized with weekly wit.
Before you deep-dive into our satirical war zone, hereâs the fine print â because even rebellion needs rules of engagement.
1. The Mission
Guerrilla Memo exists to entertain, inform, and occasionally traumatize your group chat with biting satire about defense, technology, AI, and the tangled mess of government modernization.
If youâre looking for official guidance or emotion-free analysis, this ainât it, chief.
2. Subscriptions & Intel Drops
By subscribing, you agree to receive digital dispatches from the frontlines of snark. We promise not to overrun your inbox â unless the situation demands it. You can unsubscribe at any time, but just know: Sgt. Jax keeps a list.
3. Use of Content
You may:
Share our posts with friends, frenemies, and bewildered coworkers
Screenshot our satire for your sad little Teams channel
Reference us at your next staff meeting and watch it get awkward
You may not:
Copy/paste our content without attribution
Use it to generate AI knockoff satire (we see you, interns)
Pretend you're Sgt. Jax unless youâve earned the sash and banana tabs
4. User Conduct
Donât be a troll. Donât be a bot. Donât submit content, comments, or replies that:
Violate laws, security clearances, or common sense
Make even DARPA engineers uncomfortable
Would make your grandma clutch her pearls and her CAC
We reserve the right to block, ban, or meme you into exile.
5. Disclaimers
Opinions are ours. Sometimes exaggerated, often painfully true.
This content is for informational and satirical purposes only.
Nothing here should be taken as official DoD policy (unless it accidentally gets adopted â in which case, youâre welcome).
6. Liability
We are not liable for:
Career-limiting moves made after reading our posts
Coffee spit-takes on government-issued laptops
Your sudden disillusionment with âdigital transformationâ
You read at your own risk. But we salute your courage.
7. Modifications
We may change these terms if:
The lawyers get antsy
The satire evolves
Someone in the Pentagon takes us too seriously
Weâll let you know if the terms change. Probably with a meme.
8. Contact
Questions? Concerns? Banana shipments for Sgt. Jax?
Email us at: info@guerrillamemo.com
Proceed with caution. Laugh with purpose. And remember:
In the battle for truth, satire is our sidearm.