🪖 Happy 250th Birthday, U.S. Army 🪖

—from Sgt. Jax

250 years ago, ordinary citizens stood up and became something more. They picked up arms, shouldered impossible burdens, and formed what would become the most formidable fighting force the world has ever known.

Since 1775, the U.S. Army has been more than a uniform or a mission, it’s been a bond. A brotherhood and sisterhood forged in fire, loss, laughter, and loyalty.

Today isn’t just a birthday. It’s a moment to remember the sacrifices made, the families who endured, and the values that still hold the line: duty, honor, country.

Here’s to every Soldier; past, present, and future.

So raise a cup of lukewarm DFAC coffee and toast the only branch that can destroy a tank, fix it, and then complain about the supply chain in the same breath.

Hooah, Happy Birthday, Army.
May your comms be clear, your chow be hot, and your CONOPs require fewer briefings.

—Sgt. Jax
Guerrilla Memo, Salty Since 1775