Welcome to Guerrilla Memo
“This isn’t your CO’s newsletter. It’s the one they warned you about.”
Congratulations on your successful landnav. You’ve just found the most dangerous publication since the field manual was replaced by a PowerPoint deck.
Guerrilla Memo is your new home for military-grade satire, unauthorized briefings, and the kind of sharp strategy commentary that makes compliance officers sweat.
We serve:
The battle-hardened E-6 drowning in outdated chat tools
The O-4 stuck writing innovation memos for legacy systems
The contractor who’s mastered the art of saying “Let me check on that” while holding a cup of coffee and a thousand-yard stare
The civilian still trying to figure out why there are 42 pilot programs for the same capability
What to Expect
Every week, you’ll get:
Satirical situation reports on DoD modernization and acquisition absurdities
Dispatches from the front lines of defense technology and transformation
Explosively honest takes on AI hype, IT chaos, and PowerPoint warfare
Occasional classified memes (declassified for entertainment purposes)
Who We Are
We’re not here to kiss rings, polish brass, or handwave another “transformational” pilot program.
Guerrilla Memo is run by veterans, strategists, and rogue digital warriors who know that the real enemy isn’t always outside the wire—it’s buried in a CONOPS slide deck from 2007.
Our Promise
We’ll never waste your time with fluff.
We’ll never pretend this system isn’t broken.
We’ll never stop punching up at the status quo.
You’ll laugh, you’ll nod, you might cry a little. But you’ll always finish each memo knowing you’re not alone in this absurd fight.
Reporting for Duty
Share the Memo.
Reply to the posts.
Rage in the comments (with respect and sarcasm).
Deploy your own satire. We love field intel from readers.
Welcome to the rebellion.
– Sgt. Jax, Guerrilla Memo HQ
Grab Your Guerrilla Gear
Looking to rep the rebellion? Slide into some officially unofficial Organizational Clothing and Individual Equipment (OCIE) from the Guerrilla Gear Locker — no CIF, no hand receipts, and definitely no lectures about reflective belts.
Whether you’re rallying at the Pentagon punchline parade or just need a morale patch that speaks fluent sarcasm, we’ve got you covered.
Suit up. Mock loud. Stay noncompliant.
Because nothing says “I question everything” like a Sgt. Jax tee and a smirk that can’t be briefed away.